Julia: (while looking at a photo) you are a dora cup? Huh?
Me: Uhm that's a bowl, Julia. You are adorable. Why would it be doracup?
There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own way.– Christopher Morley
In the time I could have had a baby, I have been interning with The Amarillo Bulls Hockey team competing to become The Ultimate Sports Intern. I’m happy to say that the goal that I set out to win, has come true. Starting off I honestly didn’t know what to expect. I mean I’m not a sports guy. I don’t really have a team much less know the lingo that gets thrown around. I...
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.– Steven Wright
Zombies are looking for brains. Don’t worry. You’re Safe.– VelvetOak
NSAC VS NewsOne
Many of my fellow “Mass Commers” can attest to the difficulty of the two classes I’m about to break down for you. Late nights freaking out about what Dr. Browning will say when she sees your news package that you made. Laying out on the Mac lab floor wondering what Lori Westermann will throw at you next when you present your “Big Idea.” Yeah, I’m talking...
Me: Mateo, can you translate this for us?
Mateo walks over and starts typing in Spanish with red lines appearing underneath
Wilson: Dude, why are you mispelling everything?